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Films from the Aughts that Terrified and Disgusted Audiences
I have long been a fan of horror films, and before I learned that I was color blind and did not have the patience or talent for makeup, I wanted to be a special effects artist. Movies like F/X and magazines like Fangoria really nailed my desire home. And while I will...
Haunting Melodies from the 1990s
I love a good haunting voice as much as the next person. Here are a few of my favorites from the 90s. There are a few songs here that everyone in the world knows ("Creep" by Radiohead, for example), but there might be a few here that are lesser-known as well. But all...
Weekly Rewind for the Week of April 16th, 2023
Weekly Rewind for the Week of April 16th, 2023More work on the Thundarr the Barbarian pages. I did get a few more episode synopses and screenshots up. Still quite a bit more to go, but I'm getting there. I also released another Quick Take, this time about the 1978...
Quick Take: Fairy Tales (1978)
Fairy Tales from 1978 is Charles Band's second take on naughty musicals. It features a prince who must travel the land to sow his oats and try to create an heir. The only problem is that he only gets randy when thinking about the lost princess pictured on his wall....
When Generations Become the Worst Aspects of Their Parents
We Were Our Parent's Nightmares; Our Children Are Ours“What did we do back in the day that kids today no longer do?” “What did we have back in the day that kids today no longer have?”These two questions usually start with light and wistful nostalgia and end with the...
Lesser-Known Bangers from Faith No More
I have been a fanboi of Faith No More since I first heard "Epic." Not surprising, though. "Epic" was a massive hit, and a lot of people discovered FNM when it became a MTV staple. It would be easy to rewrite history and claim I loved them years before Mike Patton...
Weekly Rewind for the Week of April 9th, 2023
Weekly Rewind for the Week of April 9th, 2023The week has been rather slow, though I have been working on some pages for Thundarr the Barbarian (1980). I also did another quick take. I hope I'm getting better at using Premiere, but I'm falling into the same routine...
Quick Take: Sorceress (1982)
1982's Sorceress chronicles the journey of two twin girls blessed by the gods as they try to stop a cruel cult leader from taking over the land. With nudity, the introduction of Corsican twin powers almost an hour in, monkey men, a horny faun, and Jim Wynorski writing...
80s Movie Musicals Lost to the Sands of Time
The Apple (1980) The Apple was a pretty big flop when it was released, like most of the movies on this list. But it has gained cult status over the years for its weirdly camp nature and over-the-top performances. Plus the music isn’t half bad. It also took place in...
Weekly Rewind for the Week of April 2nd, 2023
Weekly Rewind for the Week of April 2nd, 2023I've been posting a lot of the beautiful ladies from random stock photo sites, so I thought I'd mix is up with this hot bathing dude from a random stock photo. I released the quick take for Deadly Eyes (1982) this week as...