Movies & Television

A year after the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders bumped up the sexy factor, The Cheerleaders capitalized on the idea of cheerleaders sexing opposing teams into submission. Of course, they “accidentally” have an orgy with their own team before the big game. They then have to try oversex the other team to tire them out so they can win the big high school game! It is a really simplistic plot that sets up all of the sex comedy and cheerleading tropes you’ve come to expect from a film about cheerleading made in the 1970s.

Charles Band didn’t just make smutty erotic musicals. He also made sci-fi and fantasy films with animatronics. It Makes sense that he would go on to make a million Puppetmaster movies. Several of the key people behind his productions helped create this anthology sci-fi flick. I loved it because the idea of a computer on my arm was super cool. I loved anything that had a computer in it, and an AI computer that lived in his glasses and then on his wrist were the predecessors to Google Glass and the Apple Watch. I wish my Apple Watch could change traffic lights, though. Oh, and shoot lasers to fight creatures across multiple stories.