Video content is difficult to produce, but who said anything about doing things the easy way? Even in the age of influencers and tik-tok, it can be hard to “get it right.” Here are several examples of me getting it wrong.
Fairy Tales (1978)
Fairy Tales is a 1978 musical sex comedy from Charles Band. A young prince must travel the land to find his princess and consumate their relationship to inherit the kingdom. Along the way, he meets a naughty Little Bo Peep, naughtier Jill jilted by her very gay Jack, Snow White and her seven dirty dwarves, and many other fairy tale favorites being pimped out by the woman who lives in a shoe.
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Screwballs (1983)
Screwballs is a revenge comedy about a group of guys who get detention because of a prudish girl named Purity Busch. To exact their revenge, they setup and elaborate prank to strip her naked in front of the entire school.
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Hawk the Slayer (1980)
Hawk the Slayer has become an epic joke on many forums over the years, but this sword and sandals flick combines inept acting with over-acting, badly choreographed sword fights, and goofy over-the-top characters. It is an absolute JOY to watch!
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Death Spa (1990)
A year after the Star Body Health Spa's owner Michael's wife commits suicide, mysterious deaths begin occurring at the spa. Is it supernatural or one of the employees on a murderous rampage? With deaths and gore galore from face-melting acid to bone crunching exercise equipment with a smattering of shower and tanning nudity liberally spread throughout, Death Spa is a surprisingly fun watch!
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Cheerleaders Wild Weekend (1976)
When cheerleaders are kidnapped and held for ransom, the kidnappers get up to some nasty shenanigans. They also underestimate the cheerleaders who work together to gain their freedom.
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Deadly Weapons (1973)
When Crystal’s boyfriend is murdered, she decides to hunt down the men who killed him and get her revenge! She murders them the only way she knows how: smothering them with her massive, and I mean MASSIVE, breasts.
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Joysticks (1983)
Joysticks hit the spot for the video game nerd in me and the guy who liked boobies. It was written as "Porky's in an arcade" and that is pretty much what it was. It was also significantly cleaner than Porky's with only a smattering of nudity throughout.
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Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)
Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy is a 1976 erotic musical produced by Bill Osco and starring the always enchanting Kristine DeBell.
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The Gestapo’s Last Orgy (1977)
The Gestapo’s Last Orgy (1973) is an exploitation flick from the short-lived Nazisploitation sub-genre. It depicts the memories of a Jewish woman who returns to a camp where she was abused horribly and forced into horrific sexual acts at the hands of her Nazi camp officials.
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The Candy Snatchers (1973)
1973’s The Candy Snatchers is a bleak film about a group of kidnappers who abduct a young woman to gain access to her inheritance. They do not know her step-father will inherit the money if Candy is never found. Murder, rape, and a mentally disabled kid with a gun add to mayhem.
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Night of the Demons (1988)
Angela is having a Halloween party in a haunted house at the edge of town, but the guests aren’t ready for the hellish demons that will be unleashed.
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Deadly Eyes (1982)
When rats eat genetically modified corn and escape into the sewers, they grow to massive sizes and cause mayhem in the city.
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Cinderella (1977)
Cinderella from 1977 was among the first Charles Band productions, and leaned heavily into the erotic musical trend of the 1970s. Starring Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith and members of the L.A. Knockers as the stepmother and stepsisters, as well as a young Sy Richardson, it was a glorious musical fun-fest of sleaze and cheese.
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Sadomania (1981)
Sadomania / Hellhole Women from 1981 is a women-in-prison film that quickly falls into the darkest desires of the sadistic warden, the impotent governor of the city nearby, and his wife who sells off women to the local brothel.
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The Holy Mountain (1973)
The Holy Mountain explores the adventures of an Alchemist, a Thief, and a collection of characters as they attempt to reach enlightenment and take on the power of the gods. Surreal, violent, and often disturbing.
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The Cheerleaders (1973)
The Cheerleaders is a 1973 sexploitation comedy about a rambunctious group of cheerleaders who will do anything to help their team score. The fate of the cheer squad hinges upon the newest cheerleader being a virgin, but Jeanie has other ideas. With questionable rhyming, awkward dialogue, and nudity every few moments,
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Dungeonmaster / Ragewar (1984)
The Dungeonmaster (aka Ragewar outside the US) is an anthology film with the main narrative of Paul trying to rescue his girlfriend ? from an evil Bull from Night Court is the glue that pieces these disparate tales together. It was also a showcase film for many of the special effects artists who would work on future Full Moon productions such as The Puppet Master series .
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